

Break a Sweat
Twenty thousand square feet of trampoline mayhem where overthinking your texts is physically impossible.
808 Viewfield Rd (Esquimalt, near Vic West)
More infoFlying Squirrel is 20,000 square feet of trampoline courts, a dodgeball arena, a ninja course, dunk hoops, and an airbag you can launch into with zero dignity. It sits over the Esquimalt line, a small commute for a solution this effective. Science hasn't confirmed dodgeball cures overthinking, but you cannot craft your next witty text while gasping after a round. Expect the foam pit to make you look ridiculous.
Wear athletic clothes, hydrate, and grab grip socks, then loose yourselves across the connected courts, dodgeball arena, ninja course, and the airbag you launch into with full commitment and zero dignity. It's properly aerobic, so this is best as a play before food, when you'll both be pleasantly wrecked. Budget about 90 minutes, accept one of you will eat it on the foam pit, then head out pleasantly wrecked for an easy meal near Vic West.
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